Any publicity is good publicity? Bollocks!

And no starker example of this could be found than this article in 'The Sun':

Two Shags has two inches

TWO Shags John Prescott has a manhood the size of a COCKTAIL SAUSAGE, says ex-lover Tracey Temple.

The lardy Deputy Prime Minister might have the body of a saveloy but in the department where it matters he is a chipolata, she recorded in her diaries.

Tracey, 43, revealed at the weekend that Prescott, 67, gave a four-times-a-night performance.

But it seems that things weren’t always up to scratch — and he once had to resort to the love drug Viagra after “an unsuccessful attempt at sex”.

They even provided a wee pic just in case things weren't quite clear - bless.

And ikk!