Fact

It is not possible for a suited man to wear a scarf without looking effeminate. It is simply not possible.

From dictionary.com

ef·fem·i·nate /adj. ɪˈfɛmənɪt; v. ɪˈfɛməˌneɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[adj. i-fem-uh-nit; v. i-fem-uh-neyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, verb, -nat·ed, -nat·ing. –adjective

1.	(of a man or boy) having traits, tastes, habits, etc., traditionally considered feminine, as softness or delicacy.

2.	characterized by excessive softness, delicacy, self-indulgence, etc.: effeminate luxury.

Now I am not saying that London is full of big gay homosexuals, but sorry lads, read the definition.

It is soft.

Don't get me started on those snuggly black leather gloves!