Kathryn, Amy - Amy, Kathryn

Just about to head off for drinks - purpose - to introduce Kathryn and Amy. Should be good, agenda below:

Ladies, below is the agenda for this evenings meeting. As always, the rules around punctuality and speaking only on invitation will be in force.

5.30pm – Arrive, introductions (firm handshakes and eye contact).

5.35pm – Drinks

5.40pm – Discussion: the advantages of working for Chris (Chris to lead, feedback welcomed and anticipated).

7.00pm – Recap on the advantages of working for Chris (Amy to lead, with input from Kathryn).

7.15pm – Drinks (2) and nibbly bits.

7.30pm – White paper session, baldness and animal magnetism, the intrinsic links explained. (Amy).

7.45pm – Break for Drinks (3).

8.00pm – Scope the room looking for the most attractive woman present (Kathryn and Amy) – feedback shortlist to Chris.

8.15pm – Chris identifies vic, pulls.

8.30pm – Depart.

Mr Hornsby

Maybe I'm not getting there after all (refer earlier post!).