The neighbour has officially lost the plot...

and the scary thing it that she has stopped looking. End result is that I haven't had a decent sleep for days.

There has been a lot of shouting, banging around, ranting and Buzz has been singled out for some rather squalid abuse.

Ursula has been 'sectioned' twice (that's men in white coat country for you folk back home) and the level of lunacy has escalated sharply in the past week. Quite literally screaming through the night.

Police and noise control have been called and things have been logged - but the wheels on the 'can someone please come and take this mentalist away bus' are turning painfully slowly. We have also mobilised the 'hood - the local kids are terrified of her.

Ursula's Piece de Resistance last night was unquestionably a ditty she was warbling at 4.30am - the song?? 'Silence is golden' - you couldn't make it up.