And Kim Jong Il is North Korea's Minister of Freedom and Democracy

Opportunistic? Cynical? Pure political expediency? Yes it is all of these things - but appointing Winnie as Minister of Foreign Affairs is hilarious!

I might dig around for some of the more 'diplomatic utternaces' of his over the past few years, but I hope he drops the 'NZ is becoming an Asian colony' line before boarding JAL.





As Minister of Foreign Affairs I intend to build a big wall to ensure that all of you that are in same way foreign, and shall we say, have a slightly lemony hue, you stay foreign. Brilliant. Not quite his role - but he won't be able to help himself.

And how unpopular would you have to be in the Labour caucus now to be handed Immigration...