But where do they park their horses?

London is chock full of ladies heel-and-toeing about the place with unsightly stompers that are suited only to the ranch, and even then marginal at best. The offending fashion faux pas? The inner city, worn with the jeans tucked inside, full on giddy up styled, never scene dirt let alone a nag, cow girl boot.

An example of the offending footwear is below (I couldn't bring myself to include the jeans). But ladies of London, please, it's not good.