There's a first time for everything....

I have just sent this email:

Morning Ladies

Unfortunately a last minute demo of (X-Companies Package) that I am requireded for has cropped up tomorrow; so unfortunately I will be unable to make it to Uxbridge as scheduled.

I will email early next week to rearrange.

Apologies
Chris

Ladies and Gentlemen, you have just witnessed the first time that the words 'make it', 'I', 'will', 'unable', 'be', 'Uxbridge' and 'unfortunately' have appeared in the same sentence!

It's even hard to type that email without a smile on your face, 'unfortunately' my braces!