Couldn't resist

Mum - replace the word Clark with Hide and Helen with Rodney....

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,"What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped Helen Clark and are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse her with petrol and set her on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"


"About a litre."