Statements that could come back to bite me in the arse - No 1

Here is the first in a new series of statements, made here publicly, that could back and bite me:

1. You will never see me wearing 'wooly gloves' - or god forbid - mittens.

No matter how cold, no matter how sick I may be - it will never happen. I will resist any form of scarf until the bitter end, but am leaving that door open for now - but wooly gloves are out - period.