Silly questions get silly answers

Here is the transript from my visit to the barber this evening:

Barber: "And what would you like done with your hair sir?"

Frit: "I'd like it found mate."

You see, for me, going to a 'hair stylist' would be like going to a great artist with only a tin black paint and asking them to paint a fruit salad. The practitioners options would be limited - very limited.

My dome may give of the appearance of a blank canvas, however, I expect it is destined to stay that way.