Public Service Announcement

I'm just off to Camden to get the swede shaved - and then to NW1 to watch the FA Cup 4th Round game between Newcastle and minnows Cheltenham Town.

This should be an enjoyable afternnon. I hope to return in high spirits. However, be warned, if you hear the words 'Cheltenham Town' and 'giant killers' in the same sentence in the course of the next 24 hours - give me a wide berth. A very wide berth.

Don't msn, don't email, and for the love of Christchurch, don't even contemplate calling.

Have a nice day all - I bloody well better have!